Friday, August 15, 2008

Hey, That's My Trash!

It's hard to imagine a world without the concept of property. When we own something, it's ours, fair and square. And theft is a valid cause for anger, whether it's a stolen bike or a coworker passing off one of your ideas as her own. But a recent situation has me scratching my head about this whole "property" thing.


A few nights ago, I was awakened at 1:00 a.m. to an odd rattling and clanking racket outside my window. If anyone has ever seen me shaken from a sound sleep, they'll know I look a little like a newly hatched bird, only a lot crankier.


So, I get my bearings and head over to the window to see what's going on. There, in the midst of several trash cans, is a man rummaging through countless bags of refuse -- MY refuse.

Strange and contradictory feelings began to flood my mind. On one hand, "that's my trash and he has no right to go looking through it," and on the other, "I did just discard all that crap."

Issues of identity theft aside, I never thought I would be angry about someone taking my trash. I don't seem to mind when it's the sanitation worker. And, hey, maybe it was Al Gore doing his part to recycle and save Boston from total submersion into the abyss.

Me at 1:00 A.M.
I eventually decided to go back to sleep and leave the man to his devices -- harmless or not -- because, ultimately, losing sleep is way worse than losing trash.

What are your thoughts? Anyone ever get angry at a dumpster diver?



(Photos courtesy of incendiarymind and Audreyjm529)

6 comments:

Molly Pants said...

About a year ago I found that whenever I put my trash can on the street for the following morning pickup, someone would always put one used diaper on top. It shouldn't have bothered me, but it really really did. WHY would they put it consistently in my trash can, when there were about 40 others on the street, and public trash cans on every corner? And who carries around ONE at the same time every night? What the hell?

Park Street Rambler said...

Molly, that IS odd!! I can understand someone carrying around a tissue or some ChapStick, "just in case." But a used diaper????

Psychodrew said...

I've had people try to steal the garbage before I put it in the garbage can. Don't let a homeless person in China see you holding a nearly empty plastic bottle of soda.

JK said...

I'd like to think that i'm doing my part to help the homeless by puting out beer bottles neatly into recycling. They are always gone in the morning and i can only assume they redeem them for cash.

On a side note and I hate to get all lawyerly on you, but once the trash is on the curb it is considered abandoned property. That means you no longer own it and it is up for grabs by anyone! That includes homeless, cops, private inventigators, budding entrepreneurs, etc..

Ian said...

That little chicken...

Molly Pants said...

Ok Kevin. I tagged you on my blog. But mostly because I think you should write more often. Sorry?